I’m Sitting Here on my Couch, Watching the Time-Delayed Olympic Open Ceremony

I saw pictures from the opening ceremony about 8 hours ago at work. The time-delay made it start at 20:08 EDT, or 8:08pm Eastern Daylight Savings time.

I’m watching the Parade of Nations, something I usually find far too boring to care about. My parents always turned it off growing up. And truthfully, I didn’t plan on even watching it at first. But then I was curious.

China is not known as a an open place. But this is so fascinating to watch, the 5000 year old culture opening up.

However, the most important thing (in my mind) is this: of the thousands of people who have walked by so far, probably 90% of them could be someone from around the corner. It is times like this that you realize that people around the world are not really all that different from you and I. For one brief moment, me sitting on my couch in Virginia, and everyone all over the world, are connected, watching the same thing at the same time (or close to the same time). We really are the same.

During one of the breaks, a campaign add for both McCain and Obama come on. It brings me back to reality for a minute. While other channels have re-runs on so as not to really compete and just let the ceremony be, politicians are still arguing.

I enjoy the contrast, in one minute, one of the great uniting events (quite possibly a huge turning point for China and how it relates to the world), the next, politicians dividing us again.

All combined, it just shows that we could probably all get along, if it wasn’t for politicians constantly convincing us that we can’t get along. Perhaps it will be our generation, that can spread information faster than ever, that finally breaks down some of those barriers. Or at the very least, leads the way towards making the world a bit smaller, and a lot better.

In a way, FFXI is an interesting uniter as well. We play with people from all over the nation, and the world. We talk with people from all sorts of ethnic, religious, national, financial, regional backgrounds who we would probably never otherwise know. I’ve met some of the most amazing people, a galka SMN from Japan who spoke broken English (and in who’s shell we all spoke a modified version of English with Japanese grammar structure to communicate), to a members of every branch of the US military, and a French-Canadian who barely spoke any English (although who’s English improved significantly over the years we all knew each other). There are players from all over the English speaking world, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, England, Ireland, and elsewhere. And of course, from across the US. An art student in Texas, a state trooper in Michigan, stay at home moms from various states, a young married couple from Texas, people who work in the Vegas casinos, and people who just live near Vegas.

Perhaps the most fascinating person I ever met was a student from Bahrain. Someone I know for a fact, I would never have known if it wasn’t for FFXI. Some of my talks with her have been the most interesting. She was also the one who made the comment first “we really are not that different”.

So think about it. People around the world are not that different from each other. Placed together, we generally get along, even if we don’t agree with each other about everything, we can almost always be friends.

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Almost 2 years ago, my real life friend Ayslain, was banned from FFXI. Technically it was early September 2006, but they got their first temp ban in August 2006, and are coming to visit me this weekend, so its an appropriate time for this.

To say this ban was fair and deserved would be an understatement.

Yep! The title says it all. Today i won a free trip (all expenses paid) to one Mordion Gaol! And let me tell you, the rumors of the land are grosely underexaggerated! There are ferris wheels there, bumper cars, hanging swings, the scrambler, tilt a whirl, the works all there! I had an excellent time until they forced me to logout! 🙂

So I was officially banned today until “midnight 8/9/06″… though i’m not exactly sure what that means. Does it mean 11:59pm on tuesday, or 11:59pm on Wednesday? What day do we consider midnight to be in the real world?

GM Luminious was my GM… and basically he seemed to only speak to me in a pre-determined statement setup by SE a while ago. Ironically, i could not take a screenshot of the log as I was in Gaol without windower loaded (when i realized i was zoning into Gaol randomly i quickly closed my FFXI thinking i could somehow evade them), but the reason for my banning was for the use of “illegal third party applications”. The terminology is very vague, so i’m not sure exactly how they fingered me in particular. The GM did not answer any of my questions (including the simple question of midnight EST?). The funny thing is, they are VERY CLEAR to you that you are not getting perma-banned throughout the whole process. I guess SE really doesn’t want to lose customers!

The GM character models themselves (which i’m sure everyone has seen at some point in screenshots) are pretty ugly (they are the executioner style where you can’t see their faces)… but one thing that screenshots don’t do ‘justice’ to them is that GMs have a weird “heat” effect that makes their character slightly blurry. It’s kind of like when you look down the road, or off of the hood of your car, on a really hot day and you can kind of see heat waves flowing up into the air. I don’t really see why they have that effect, as it just makes it annoying to look at them.

Anyway, i’ll see you all again on tuesday… wednesday… thursday… whatever day they meant for this to end! 🙂

And then the followup to the August 2006 temp-ban

First off, my guess is i was banned specifically for POS hacking while mining… which is probably the dumbest thing you can ever do.

See, i’ve used POS before… enough that i have even gotten that “You cannot enter the next zone” message 10,000 times b/c if you get to a zoneline earlier than physically possible you are not allowed to actually zone. You just get that weird message. GMs have never been auto-called on me b/c of that message… so i guess i assumed there wasn’t any auto-detection in place for POS at all.

I’m still not 100% sure how i got caught though. My guess is if you arrive at (and mine) points “too soon” the game will auto-call GM on you. But, i was also dragging mining points away from all of the mobs to safer areas to mine them… so they could’ve detected that my current x,y,z was not close enough to the mining point’s x,y,z to legitimately mine it.

All this being said… my first offense was actually a pretty big one (using hacks to make profit) and i STILL only got 3 day suspension. I am guessing all of this nonsense about windower and getting banned for using it (using /console instead of the console button) is probably just the excuse people cooked up to their friends when they got banned for something else and thus the rumors started. There is a screenshot somewhere online right after that last update on the 22nd of someone admitting to a GM that they had windower and that’s why they couldn’t use the warp taru and the GM didn’t care at all. Even if you shouted in cities that you used it i’m guessing they’d ban you for ‘spamming’ faster than banning you for windower. 🙂

My advice to you… hack away! Just don’t use it for profit, or they’ll detect you! 🙂

A month later, they were banned for flee hacking and pos hacking to complete the ninja AF quests faster.

About a year after this all came out, we finally got the list of things they had done:

Fish Botting
Flee Hacking (appearantly if you use flee hacking with the sky statue bind move you look like you are running, but not moving, on other’s screens). Was also used for dynamis pulls.
POS Hacking (for mining and also in sky to check if other NMs were up)
Moving targets to evade client side checks. Many green targetable objects handle proximity checks clientside, such as mining points. If you use a 3rd party tool, you can ‘pull’ the target to a safer spot.
Radar apps
An app which would leave a monster name on your screen if it ever appeared on your screen (useful for seeing if NMs came by while you were AFK).
Buying gil online. Although relatively speaking this was a small offense.

So, they are coming for a week long visit starting tomorrow. We’ll probably play some Warhammer as we’re both in the beta, maybe some WoW too. Lots of console games, although doubtful it will be mario kart. One of the two of us is way too good at all things mario kart related to the point where they are just frustrating to play against. And that person isn’t me.

I’ll also be on-and-off FF all week. Maybe I’ll have both of me on, but for a change, won’t actually be dual boxing. My friend is fairly experienced as a thf, blm, and whm. And still owes me 200K and a set of HQ fishing gear that someone was borrowing when they got banned… =P

-pyra

Well that didn’t last too long

After approx 2 weeks in the JoA shell, I’m already ready to leave.

The shell is all about getting items. Items for only the founding members. Members who already have just about everything, and who the new item doesn’t give them anything they don’t have, over those who have very little gears.

Example — item falls, old member who could use it in maybe 2% of the time would always get the item over a newer member who could use it around 25-30% of the time.

Most recently, they started ZNMs. Well, sort of.

Sunday night I’m on, I see “OK we’re going to go pop some T2/3 ZNMs for Tinnin now”, I reply “What about T1’s?”, leader replies “We don’t need anymore, only T2/3 now”. So all the time I spent farming up my 9K zeni was wasted because the leader decided to #1 pop T1’s when very few were on, and #2 no one else was deserving enough to get T1 drops. Since it is a policy of ‘your pop, your pick of the drops’, they have essentially locked those who weren’t on during the who-knows-when it was they popped the T1’s from being able to pop a T2/3 and getting to pick their item.

On top of that, they ‘forgot’ to record the sky god kills from last week, and since it is a point-based system, I not don’t have enough points to lot on anything i could actually wear. All because around 30 points were not recorded because the leader was not paying enough attention (I currently have 19 points, so these missing 30 would bring me to almost 50, a respectable sum for a new member). I don’t even make the attendance rates now, all because a huge event was not recorded (also, those who got items did not have points deducted, so they can get the next item up for bids even faster too). Hurray.

So I’ll probably go to the ZNMs tonight, if they happen. If it goes like last week, I’m going to have to drop the shell for something new. No point in wasting all of my time like this.

Mood: Frustrated

I’m not much of a fan of Twitter

But sometimes, small little quips about life are needed.

“People are nicest to random strangers when they want their parking spot”

Discuss.

My Second Einherjar Run

My second attempt at a T1 einherjar.

We got…. hounds and a wivre boss.

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It was much easier this time, although I ended up about 1.2K exp lower than I started.

It was fun, and another 960 iccy things.  Woot!  Need 15K for … stuff.

My First Salvage Run

Last week after Dynamis – Tav, I got to try my first salvage run.

It was quite interesting, and I’m glad I got to go.

When I entered, I had less HP than a lvl 40 monk.  Let the fun begin.

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And, of course, I was running around naked.

Since I was the monk, I got my most important stats/gears unlocked first.

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Man I look cool >.>

We did Silver Seas, but only went with 6 people.  We only made it to the third floor, but was still a lot of fun.

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OMG these imps suck.  I would (easily) hit 1K on asuran, but their health bar wouldn’t move.  And they just spammed the silence and amnesia move.

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But it was fun.  I would have gone the next day too, but I fell asleep when I got home from work.  Oh well, always next week.

-pyra

Soboroboro

Quick update.

Since I was enlisted to help out getting some friends a few soboros, I decided that after helping others get about 20 of them, I should have one too.

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My “Make the SAMs Jealous Pic”.  My SAM is lvl 37 at the moment. >.>

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The group I got the Soboro with, the AnimeFusion social shell.

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And of course the main reason I was there, to help ensure Miz got his.  He actually has a lvl 50+ SAM.

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-pyra

In Who’s Jar?

Last night, I did my second Einherjar run, the first having been way back when Ata was still on Diabolos and Pyra was on Caitsith.

It went a lot better than expected.

I went with my new sky/sea/einherjar/salvage shell, JudgmentofAsgard.  They combine with another shell for larger events.  The combined shell is called JudgmentofMidgar.  So I’m going to be adding a couple new categories for both of these.

Anyways, the group is fairly new to Einherjar, and I have absolutely no clue what to do.  I wasn’t even sure I would make the run, but after reading about Mischa’s Einherjar funtimes, I decided I had to go.

The group gathers.

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As we get in.  Monsters are hounds, bats, and a boss wivre.

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I like this pic, everyone charges the boss.  I had this mistaken for the buffalo we fought before, and was wondering why we just charged it.

 ein_boss_pano

It had so many hit points, and the attack down sucked, especially since I was dual boxing a whm and trying to keep it off of my melees.

Amazingly enough (to me at least) we actually win on the first try.

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The boss has some spike flail like move whenever someone behind him gets hate.  This caused issues, although it was absorbed by shadows.

With many people dead (see my weakened icon at that top of that last screenshot?), someone had to step up and kill the thing.

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At least we didn’t wait until the last minute or anything…

And of course the drops.

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E Legs.  I’ve never actually seen them fall before.  It is by no means an amazing item, but just seeing a KB drop on my first ‘jar was really neat.

After the win, came cleanup and raises.

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I see a Cyana.  She/he (?) once told me that “I dont trust ppl with names that begin with P anyways… or E. Shady lot those ppl with names beginning with E!  BUT THE P’s ARE WORSE!” (link)

Haha, I’m in ur shell now.  :P.  Cy is fun, and I like to give people a hard time.

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Oh, and I got 960 of the amps of icky things.

Fun times.  Can’t wait for the next run already.

A Sac-less Pull of Dynamis – Qufim Mega Boss

Yes it is possible.

My Dynamis shell — KillerInstinct of Caitsith — has been around for a while, and has been doing Dreamland for over a year or so at this point.

Since we lost our old pullers, and we had to train up some new ones, we decided to try to improve our time to gain more time for relic farming.  Ideally, we would also decrease the number of deaths.

One of our members — Machtaru (he posts here and is a friend of mine) — came up with a crazy idea for Qufim.  It involved 2 parts.

1) Skip the statue NM and melee burn the Mega Boss.

2) Pull the Mega Boss without sacing the goblin statues.  There was a rumor that it was doable.

Since this was a new pull for us, we had 2 backups at the MB pull.

I got to be the primary for this one.  Yes, I was very nervous.

We camped in the South, instead of North near the Thunder Elemental and the Rocs.

To get to the MB, I hugged the tower’s outer wall.  It was on my left.

Before I could see where the entrance to the tower would be, it had aggroed me.

The nearest statue is about 1.5 – 2x the Dynamis link range away.  The one we could see walking was too far away to matter.

As soon as it aggroed, I hit flee, and hugged the wall back South (it was on my right this time).

His AoE throwing ability will take off 3 shadows, or hit for about 700 dmg with an earth staff.  You can only survive 2-3 hits, and I really doubt you can evade one.

By skipping the statue NM, we saved about 15 minutes over our normal time.

For the pull, we had a primary puller (me) as THF/NIN, a secondary puller for if I linked and had to run (Jastor) as THF/NIN, and a tertiary puller/observer to see what really happened (Machtaru) as NIN/THF.

This pull method could not have been simpler.  No links, no extra aggro, no sacing (although we did run through a what-if scenario in the event that I did aggro — I didn’t think I would live through the pull until I did).

Why am I putting this out there?  I want to see if other’s can reproduce the effort, to ensure it was not a fluke.  I’m also curious if this pull can be done from the North side, instead of the South.

I don’t have any pictures right now, and I’m heading out of town for the weekend.  As an anti-spam filter, I hold in moderation all first-time commenters.  So if you are new, and don’t have an approved comment already, it won’t appear until I approve it Sunday or Monday.  Also, no pictures until Sunday or Monday.  If there is interest, I’ll go take some in Qufim and post them.

Another thing we noticed was that the NM Statue (Sottung) is not only magic damage, but also physical damage.  The melee hits were doing noticeably less than normal.  We took about the same number of deaths as normal, and the fight lasted longer than it should have, but we won, and saved 15 extra minutes for farming.

Finally, congratulations to Machtaru for coming up with this crazy idea, especially when we were told that it could not be done.

To Cheat or not To Cheat

I’ve recently begun struggling with the limits of the FF macro system.

Yes, yes, I know, PS2 limitations, etc.

However, I play on the PC, which makes the Windower an option. One I’ve generally stayed away from because I feel it is cheating. Yes, I know, I modify some of my .dats, but I don’t find that to be cheating, just making the game easier on the eyes. Changing the .dats also doesn’t give me an advantage over anyone else. Windower would — except that I know most people use it at this point.

Windower also has those nice externally editable macros, which would make everything a lot easier in-game. Right now, for my thf’s WS, I need to hit 6 macros (Sneak Attack, Gear Swap 1, Gear Swap 2, WS, Gear Swap back 1, Gear Swap back 2). Much of the time (especially in dynamis with the lag), I don’t even bother for half of the swaps b/c by the time I’m finished swapping, the monster would be dead. Considering the number of different sets of gear I have for THF, I really need to have its own set of macros (which would put yet another macro in the mix, one macro to switch into my WS macro set, and one to switch back to TP set).

Several years ago I used the early windower for a month or so to keep the game from crashing when I would get those annoying pop ups in the task manager, and also to prevent the game from crashing when I accidentally hit alt-tab or the windows key (I also used an outside program called WinKeyKill which would disable the windows key and alt-tab). It was broken a few patches later and I never bothered to get the latest version. None of the nicities really mattered to me — distance was neat, but meh; tparty was also neat, but meh (I was only a whm at the time); exp watch I liked, etc.

Having my recasts on screen would also eliminate another couple macros I have to check my recasts all the time. Not to mention the BlinkMeNot, which would prevent me from losing my target when I swap visible gear (this one really bugs me a lot, and is why I lost my first Maat fight on mnk).

I also really need to completely rewrite most of my macro sets to take advantage of new gear and new JAs. Since I’ve gotta rewrite them all, I may as well just use the Windower Extended macros. I could write them at work to eliminate a lot of boredom too.

Ah ponderings. I guess this comes from my very strange moral code. For example, I have enough money in real life to buy myself a relic, but I choose not to. Its really hard to spend any amount of time farming when you know that for the same time at work, you could make way more than enough to buy several times the amount you are getting. I’m not saying I’m rich, but I could part with a thousand or two to get a relic and not really miss it.

And I put using windower on the level of buying gil online. I don’t really want to do it, and I would feel bad for using it. At the same time, I don’t really see a good option to my problems other than using something like windower.

Although if someone had an option for something other than windower, and a way to reorganize my macros, I’m all ears.