New Missions — Gay Dancers and Half Breeds

I’m all about trying to keep up with the missions for this expansion.  In the past, I always fell behind quickly.  Now, after 7 months, I’m still caught up, which isn’t too bad.

Anyways…

New Mission!

Apparently you have to go into the present to get a ticket for the past.

But I got a golden ticket….

Then you hand it to the new CS NPC, who is a flaming dancer.

Who doesn’t accept it.  Then you get saved by that elf again.  I like him, but, he’s an elf, and elves are just gross.

So anyways, there is this performing group.  The lead is this half-elf, half-hume.

And she couldn’t be any more JP in her movements.

On the upside, whoever is scripting the movements has gained a lot of skill since the original game was released.  The movements are much better, on par with the rest of the WotG CSs.

So the elf who saves you has to go rally the troupes.  I know this because they all hold their swords high, like they are about to do something.

But they are elves, so they don’t end up doing much more than this…

The half elf looks like she wanted to go.

Look at that pout.  Reminds me of my younger siblings when they were 8.

So you run off to whatever Davoi is called in the past.  But someone left the oven on.

And stuff is burning.

Then, for some reason, you fight a dragon.

It is a very easy fight.  Only took me 8 1/2 minutes, and was followed by a 10 minute CS.

Which has some fomor-type elves in red mage AF recolored blue.

They give the half elf a lesson in possible futures.

In which sandy burns.

The oddest part about this is that I was just watching Farscape, season 4, which covers a lot of the theory of possible futures and possible realities.

Then she wakes up.

Anyways, that’s it for the storyline.  It ends with this CS.  See you again in 4 months story.

As to this elf–

She is so creepy.  It is the most realistic character that has been added, so while she takes advantage of the last 6 years of technology, she doesn’t quite fit in the lower-polygon count world we all love and waste our lives in.

Once again

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Creepy!

Oh, and for another reason yet to be shown, there is more than on Cait Sith.

Its like herding cats.

Since I call CoP, CSoP, I’m hereby coining the name — Wings of the Cut Scene.  It fits, since 90% of what there is is Cut Scenes.  Don’t get me wrong, I like CSs and story, but I like making fun of things even more.

-pyra