Hmmm, I think something is about to happen
Hmmm, I’m obsessed with my own awesomeness.
Hmmm, I wasn’t doing what it looks like I was doing. I was, fixing my pants when you startled me.
Hmmm, I have a tail.
Hmmm, now I’m in Castle O for some reason.
Hmmm, this could be bad for our heroes.