{"id":339,"date":"2008-06-17T00:12:46","date_gmt":"2008-06-17T04:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.sphericality.org\/pyra\/2008\/06\/17\/new-missions-gay-dancers-and-half-breeds\/"},"modified":"2008-06-17T00:12:46","modified_gmt":"2008-06-17T04:12:46","slug":"new-missions-gay-dancers-and-half-breeds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.sphericality.org\/pyra\/2008\/06\/17\/new-missions-gay-dancers-and-half-breeds\/","title":{"rendered":"New Missions — Gay Dancers and Half Breeds"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m all about trying to keep up with the missions for this expansion.  In the past, I always fell behind quickly.  Now, after 7 months, I’m still caught up, which isn’t too bad.<\/p>\n

Anyways…<\/p>\n

New Mission!<\/p>\n

Apparently you have to go into the present to get a ticket for the past.<\/p>\n

But I got a golden ticket….<\/p>\n

\"golden_ticket\" <\/p>\n

Then you hand it to the new CS NPC, who is a flaming dancer.<\/p>\n

\"gay_dnc\" <\/p>\n

Who doesn’t accept it.  Then you get saved by that elf again.  I like him, but, he’s an elf, and elves are just gross.<\/p>\n

\"saved_by_elf\" <\/p>\n

So anyways, there is this performing group.  The lead is this half-elf, half-hume.<\/p>\n

\"jp_dance\" <\/p>\n

And she couldn’t be any more JP in her movements.<\/p>\n

\"jp_dance2\" <\/p>\n

On the upside, whoever is scripting the movements has gained a lot of skill since the original game was released.  The movements are much better, on par with the rest of the WotG CSs.<\/p>\n

So the elf who saves you has to go rally the troupes.  I know this because they all hold their swords high, like they are about to do something.<\/p>\n

\"killin_stuff\" <\/p>\n

But they are elves, so they don’t end up doing much more than this…<\/p>\n

The half elf looks like she wanted to go.<\/p>\n

\"pouting\" <\/p>\n

\"smirk\" <\/p>\n

\"iwannago\" <\/p>\n

Look at that pout.  Reminds me of my younger siblings when they were 8.<\/p>\n

So you run off to whatever Davoi is called in the past.  But someone left the oven on.<\/p>\n

\"someoneleftthestoveon\" <\/p>\n

And stuff is burning.<\/p>\n

\"fire\" <\/p>\n

Then, for some reason, you fight a dragon.<\/p>\n

\"dragon\" <\/p>\n

It is a very easy fight.  Only took me 8 1\/2 minutes, and was followed by a 10 minute CS.<\/p>\n

Which has some fomor-type elves in red mage AF recolored blue.<\/p>\n

\"blueredmage\"<\/p>\n

They give the half elf a lesson in possible futures.<\/p>\n

 \"history\" <\/p>\n

\"burnsandy\" <\/p>\n

In which sandy burns.<\/p>\n

The oddest part about this is that I was just watching Farscape, season 4, which covers a lot of the theory of possible futures and possible realities.<\/p>\n

Then she wakes up.<\/p>\n

\"wokeup\" <\/p>\n

Anyways, that’s it for the storyline.  It ends with this CS.  See you again in 4 months story.<\/p>\n

As to this elf–<\/p>\n

She is so creepy.  It is the most realistic character that has been added, so while she takes advantage of the last 6 years of technology, she doesn’t quite fit in the lower-polygon count world we all love and waste our lives in.<\/p>\n

Once again<\/p>\n

CR<\/p>\n

\"creapy1\"<\/p>\n

EE <\/p>\n

\"creapy2\"<\/p>\n

PY <\/p>\n

\"creapy3\" <\/p>\n

Creepy!<\/p>\n

Oh, and for another reason yet to be shown, there is more than on Cait Sith.<\/p>\n

\"multicat\" <\/p>\n

\"multicat2\" <\/p>\n

Its like herding cats.<\/p>\n

Since I call CoP, CSoP, I’m hereby coining the name — Wings of the Cut Scene.  It fits, since 90% of what there is is Cut Scenes.  Don’t get me wrong, I like CSs and story, but I like making fun of things even more.<\/p>\n

-pyra<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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